Sweeney Todd Parody: Ch. 1[Uber-dramatic music for about five minutes, and then it fades away into a slightly happier-sounding tune as a ship sails into a harbor with Anthony and Mr. Todd aboard. Although it is a dark and gloomy day outside and the whole town looks like God barfed on it, Anthony has an expression on his face like he's entering Happy Candy World. Sweeney, on the other hand, looks suitably grumpy.Sweeney Todd Parody: Ch. 1
Anthony:I've seen just about the whole world, since, as you know, I'm a sailor and stuff, and I think it's pretty freakin' cool. Even so, though, there's no place like London!
Sweeney (sarcastically): No, there's no place like London.
Sweeney Todd Parody: Ch 2Lovett: Come on, Mr. T! Your daughter might be in complete control of a disgusting, morally-challenged pervert and your wife might be on the str--er, I mean, six feet under, but there's still a silver lining to this stormy cloud!Sweeney Todd Parody: Ch 2
Todd: Wh--wh--what?
Lovett: Oh, right, I haven't told you yet. Your wife, Lucy, poisoned herself after being raped, and then that Judge adopted your daughter, Johanna.
[Sweeney whimpers, unable to do anything else, so great is his shock.]
Lovett: But as I said! There's still a good side to this!
Todd: What the hell are you on about, woman? There is no g
Devious Journal Entry
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I will never forgive myself for what I've done.
I am so sorry Keegan....
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The Evil OverLord Has Spoken!
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Raphael: OK, Leo, I'll bite. What're we doing up here?
Leonardo: I told Splinter I'd get this team in shape again.
Michelangelo: Hey, I've been training. Since you've left, my videogame scores have, like, doubled.
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Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine…
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~Vampiress1990~You've claimed all this time that you would die for me.
Why then are you so surprised when you hear your own eulogy?
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